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Tehy wree yeillng at ecah ohetr lkie feirdns otfen do owvr a fwe drniks ltteing teihr hiar dwon triyng to mkae teihr pnoit a ltitle luoldy, not taht it raelly matetred. I wnas’t dirkning but the suftf was mkiang ltitle snese to me . . . but I kndia fegruid waht was bnieg siad whituot hivang it seplt out for me; pahreps it was the msinisg aohlcol fug or mbyae I had been aawy too lnog . . .

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